People have too much time on their hands...

i.e The NAAFA ( National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance) and the NAAO (National Action Against Obesity). Bunch of silly women who obviously aren't happy with their bodies on either end of the spectrum. Fat does not need to be accepted nor vilified, nor does thinness need to be glorified as the only body type. Be a healthy weight, gotdamnit. What happened to the days where acronyms actually meant something significant? all this bullshit is ridonculous. Skinny bitches, if you dont like the way you look: EAT! Thick Bitches, if you don't like the way you look: Eat right and exercise! Case closed.

Moroccanoil is my New Hair Crack

I love this stuff about as much as i'd love my first child. THIS SHIT IS AMAZING! it's super expensive but really, isn't beautiful hair priceless, Yes, in fact, it is. Normally i use Mizani, which is also wonderful, but i had money so i thought, hey everyone's been raving about, why not try it out. Then i saw the big $19.98 price tag and i almost shit myself. Remember, i'm a broke ass just now getting a job teenager. Either way, i was running out of mizani and needed good conditioner (nothing but salon product goes on my hair), so i took th Kierkegaardian leap of faith and bought it. NEWSFLASH: All of those who said this product was amazing were not bullshitting. It is heaven sent.

The Good Old Days

Ninth Grade. Times have truly changed....

Jesus knows....

I am in the best of moods today. i'm actually blogging (yay), and its been like, a month. Is it weird that i'm actually excited to take college entrance exams? hell i cant wait! mostly cause i get to get the hell out of Kansas, but who's splitting hairs? No one, that is who, no one.